在蒙特利尔私立高中读书的列昂•布隆斯泰恩认为自己是俄国革命家托洛茨基转世重生，相信此生要和前世一样干一番革命事业。他眼下的问题是要找到列宁，以及一个能当自己妻子的年长女性。
离岛“长短洲”警署，特警组长何劲秋（吴元俊 饰）新官上任三把火，接连破获毒品窝子和赌局等案件，风头正劲。在追踪瘾君子大烟枪（张学友 饰）的途中，何巧遇当年同在九龙当差的队友任千行（万梓良 饰）。时任千行因涉嫌诈骗被驱逐出警察队伍，当发现有利可图时，他有意与何等人接近。
小山东初次来到香港，想投靠同乡刀疤老三，怎知被他拒绝。小山东唯有靠自己，在街头卖大力丸维生。因小山东言语不通，又太过老实，经常闹出不少笑话。其后小山东见义勇为，认识不少朋友，从而令生活得到改善……
陷入公司漏洞的史蒂夫在一次商务旅行中遇到了陪护人员阿曼达，她不仅拥有外表、干劲和性感。
宁静的小镇突然接连发生了离奇的死亡事件，一个四口之家的成员接连丧命。呆瓜警察埃伯霍夫觉察了到了别人没发现的蹊跷之处……
结婚多年的Mary和Michael早已丧失激情，双双出轨，然而就在他们各自都盘算着与对方摊牌时，这对互相欺骗的夫妻却突然擦出火花，重燃爱火。然而面对紧紧相逼的婚外情人和即将归来的儿子，二人不知该何去何从。影片反思了婚姻制度、爱与责任，片名和结局都充满讽刺意味。
刚田猛男（铃木亮平 饰）人如其名，是一名拥有两米身高而两百斤体重的魁梧高中生。在学校里，猛男深受社团后背的信赖，是后辈们心目中不可撼动的偶像，可在女孩子眼里，样貌狰狞凶恶的猛男，无意是噩梦般的存在，任谁被他看上一眼就会感觉背后发冷。
一名妇女试图除掉自己的丈夫，以获得一亿美元的遗产，而她只有在守寡的情况下才能得到这笔遗产。
From the Louis Hemon novel "M. Ripois and His Nemesis" about Andre Ripois, a philanderer in pursuit of love and riches from Paris to London. Andre is breaking up with his wife, Catherine, over his attentions to her best friend Patricia. While Catherine is out arranging the divorce, Andre, just to keep in practice, hits on the girl upstairs, Diana and then turns his attention back to Patricia, who he tricks into having dinner at his flat on the pretext that Catherine will be there. When he cannot make any progress with her via his usual tactics, he tries to arouse her pity be telling her of his past. In his early, impoverished days in London, he made love to his boss Anne but her dreadful cooking drove him away. Next came Norah who he picked up on a bus and took to his flat and told her about his make-believe inheritance, but she insisted on marriage first, which was not in his plans. Marcelle, a French woman living in Soho, put him on his feet with money, and he repaid her by stealing fifty pounds and running off. He met the wealthy Catherine at his flat where she came to be tutored in French lessons, and ended up marrying him. But, even at his wedding, he had eyes only for Patricia and, he tells her she is his one true love.
